The Miami Dolphins Are A Dumpster Fire And It’s Time To Clean House

This video perfectly sums up what’s wrong with this team. Losing to the Colts! Not to the Bills, Ravens, or Lions—but to the fucking Colts. Yet, our players—some of whom just got massive contract extensions—are sitting on the bench grinning like they’re up 20 points in the 4th quarter. And our sorry excuse for a head coach is right there smiling with them!  

Mike McDaniel, please explain: What’s so funny about going up 10-0 and then failing to score for the rest of the game? What’s funny about calling a fullback dive from the 12-yard line? What’s funny about being seven weeks into the season and still not having scored 70 points total? What’s funny about losing every single time you play a team with a winning record? And what’s funny about leading the most undisciplined team in the NFL? This is a joke, man. Ain’t shit funny. 

Stephen Ross, where are your balls? You’re a real estate mogul, right? Imagine hiring the dumbest person you’ve ever met to manage your most exclusive property—how long do you think they’d last? A month? A week? Yet you’ve let Chris Grier run this organization for almost a decade. Under his leadership, we’ve never won the division, never won a playoff game, never drafted the right quarterback, and still don’t have a functioning offensive line. And somehow, he still has a job? How?  

Ross, how do you sit back and let this man laugh off questions about the offensive line—and then proceed to do absolutely nothing about it? And guess what? We still don’t have an offensive line.  

This fanbase has suffered enough. The people running this team need to be held accountable for their incompetence. It’s time to clean house from top to bottom. The NFL is a business, and you need to start running it like one. If you managed your real estate empire like this team, you’d be bankrupt by now. You’re lucky that Dolphins fans, myself included, are so emotionally invested (and honestly, dumb enough) to keep supporting this mess—or you’d be having a yard sale to scrounge up whatever revenue you could. If your general manager can’t run the lot, fire him. If your salespeople can’t sell, fire them. It’s really that simple.  

This Dolphins team can’t beat Buffalo. They can’t win in December. They can’t beat winning teams. They can’t win a playoff game. They can’t stay healthy. And worst of all? They don’t even care. 

Stephen Ross, stop wasting time. Time is not on your side. If you want to see this team win with your own eyes, you’d better start making changes—now.